This is pretty damn cool. It'd be funny to wear one of these into a mosh pit or something.
Some guy on ebay decided to try to sell his girlfriend... here's the text:
One annoying twat of a girlfriend. WARNING GOODS ARE DEFECTIVE!!! Slightly overweight. Teeth are cold (they come with little yellow jackets). Boring as hell. More varied sexlife available from a bag of spuds. She will two tone any residence she is allow access to in samba and sickly yellow, symbolic of a effeminate mexican. Can't/won't/shouldn't be allowed to cook (this may result in poisoning). Owner is forced to sell in order that he be able to gain access to the TV and stop the bitch watching poxy DIY programs despite not knowing which end of a paintbrush to hold. Buyer will collect and never ever return. Attempts at refunds or returns may result in actual bodily harm. Please please please bid now!!! Hopefully said girlfriend will make her own bloody way to buyer saving P&P.
I'm amused.
Ebay pulled it after 2 minutes apparently... thanks to the Register for the link.
Hopefully soon, we'll start seeing stuff like this in D.C.
Never leave the tape in the camera after you film yourself being a Jedi warrior.