October 26, 2004
Neat idea
This is a neat idea. The piece of mind you get by always having brass knuckles on you (or more importantly - your wife always having them) is priceless.
October 25, 2004
Two things
1. Competition is good. I'm really down with Netflix since friends of mine got it for my wife and I for our wedding gift. It's like getting presents in the mail. I remember that people had been bitching for a long time that Netflix's quality had been going down hill, etc. etc. but let me tell you - Blockbuster changed all that. Now they're busting their ass to compete. God bless Capitalism.
2. Don't cheat or infringe on someone's copyright if you're dumb.
October 22, 2004
Mindball... erp?
This is the nerdiest... I present.... MINDBALL:
October 20, 2004
Another photoshop contest...
From Worth1000.com's Regrettable Tattoos
Really scary
This is enough to scare the hell out of you. Brand recognition is one thing... effecting your brain chemistry is totally scary. I had enough problems giving up smoking - the last thing I need is marketeers putting other addictions into my head.
I forsee a lot of lawsuits if this gets more attention.
I'll be back...
"Well, there was no sex for 14 days," Schwarzenegger told former White House Chief of Staff Leon Panetta in an on-stage conversation in front of 1,000 people. "Everything comes with side effects."
October 16, 2004
I call bullshit.
This is just horse-shit. Grounds for divorce. If it was a guy doing it, no one would believe him.
October 14, 2004
Alright...
Ok, let's try this again... I've re-enabled comments after making a few changes to the underlying scripts to hopefully keep out most of the bots. We'll see how long this works.
October 13, 2004
October 07, 2004
Must listen
You HAVE to listen to this. It's damn brilliant. William Shatner is a fucking genius.
If nothing else, listen to his rendition of "Common People"... you won't regret it.
October 06, 2004
He-man?
(Warning: second link contains bad language)
If you enjoyed The Big Lebowski check this out.
mmmm... puppet head
As soon as I wrote "puppet head", the XTC song "The Ballad of Peter Pumpkinhead" got stuck in my head... how odd.
October 05, 2004
Would somebody have a pair?
You just can't get a good game review anymore. Everyone's either bought and paid for or just doesn't have any balls to put out a bad review when everyone else is putting out gushing ones. The game "Fable" is a good example. I never read the hype, didn't care at all about the game... bought it played it, got bored... probably never play it again. It's mediocre - I'd give it a 65-75% out of 100%. I've yet to see anyone else give it below a 90%. They're either all lying about having played it or are too busy pulling up their knee pads and wiping the semen off their chins to write a real review.
October 03, 2004
No vote for me
Virginia has successfully denied me my right to vote in the upcoming election. Four times since I've moved to my current address I've tried to change my address on my voter registration card so that I could vote near my house. This last time (about a month ago) instead of just ignoring my form like they have the last three times (I was registered in Fairlakes) they finally acted on it - they UNregistered me. Now I can't vote ANYWHERE.
Gotta love having retards working as our civil servants.
Comments and fuck holes
I've turned off comments and removed the comments cgi scripts because some dick headed fuck wad won't stop trying to promote http://www.poFUCKERker-rooCOCKSUCKERms-77CUNTMONKEY7..com by spamming my old comments to increase his google rank. I think the appropriete response would be to pay some script kiddie / hackzzzzor a hundred bucks every time they can bring down his site for over an hour and replace it with a "I'm a spammer dick head" banner. This should go on for at least a year - taking the site down at the busiest times. That should significantly enough distrupt his "business" and make me feel better at the same time... yes, if I was the internet judge.
I think I'm going to stand up Blojsom here soon (soon... HA). That way if it starts happening again, I can at least mod the code easily enough to put in some checks and balances in the comment section.
Just FYI, never ever ever go to any site with poker and 777 in the URL. Your computer will break down, all your data will be lost, your kids will get kidnapped, your wife raped, and your dog run over by a car. They're THAT evil.
October 01, 2004
life imitates art or something
Uh, that's all I have to say on the matter.